Teaser Tuesday Meme

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

Grab your current read
Open to a random page
Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

Here is the book I'm currently reading:
TITLE: The Wee Free Men
AUTHOR: Terry Pratchett
Yes, this is one of his many from Discworld and it is also the first I've read of his, so far I'm kind of enjoying it. Particularly the humor like below.
Teaser:

"Do you want to be turned into a frog?"
"Well, now. Let me see..." said the toad sarcastically. "Better skin, better legs, likelihood of being kissed by a princess one hundred percent improved...why yes."
Page 38

The book is just full of priceless lines like this.